Feeling Clippy

That ought to be the word for this.

The bus fares have gone up again. When there are still buses at all, of course. But then, what business have we cripples in leaving the house? Simon Henig truly hates the disabled. 

Yet, like so many politicians with a vendetta against public transport, it is impossible to imagine him driving himself. Like Margaret Thatcher or Theresa May, Henig is an obvious stranger to the front seat, or to having to open his own car door.

Rather like the Chosen One, now genuinely resident in Lanchester, great use that she is proving to be to us here, and so called because she spookily did not have to undergo any kind of selection process in order to become a parliamentary candidate.