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You are thoroughly enjoying being both a pirate and an emperor. The persecution of you by the powers that be is turning you into radical royalty. And to think she thought she was Princess Pidcock. She's a very minor royal compared to you, because she's not a pirate at all. No wonder you're on old Noam's radar.